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Monday, May 23, 2016

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast (Ep. 69) May 2016

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY


On the May edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast...Justin Polizzi...absolutely...LOSES IT!  Matt and DJ are powerless to stop him from  embracing the dark side and unleashing his anger about the new Ghostbusters movies...and Finding Dory...and Spider-Man Homecoming...and the television upfront trailers for Lethal Weapon, MacGyver and Training Day.  Polizzi's unbridled rage and fury sends the show toppling down into a dark abyss of obscenities and inappropriate behavior with household pets. An abyss the show may never ever be able to recover from.  Now doesn't that sound like a show that you should listen to?!  All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

NOTES
Lethal Weapon Television Series
Training Day Television Series
MacGyver Television Series
Tetris Film
Joe Pesci Rap Song "Wise Guy"
Ghostbusters Trailer 2

MUSIC
1976 By RJD2
My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga
Action In Memphis By Johnny Pearson
Let It Happen By Tame Impala


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Thursday, May 12, 2016

3 Simplistic Things: April 2016

A little late getting around to this quick wrap-up of the events of April, but you just might say that's a "foolish" excuse.


Drinking Beyonce's 'Lemonade'

I mean who wouldn't want to drink whatever would come out of Beyonce. Apparently not Jay-Z since he was 'Drunk in Love' with someone else. HBO unleashed Beyonce's latest art-pop-film-waste of the public's time, and so...yeah....that's about it. But hey, when you look like Queen B, you can do whatever you want.

A Return to Westeros
A new season of Game of Thrones is always an event, and this season might be the most anticipated. The show has pretty much surpassed the books and TV audiences are finally at the same point of book readers. Episode One showed a glimpse of things to come, and it should be one of the series' best season since Season Three.

Sleep Well Sweet Prince
Nothing really to say, but; RIP

See you all next month. kthnxbye.

Sunday, May 1, 2016

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast (Ep. 68) BONUS CONTENT

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY


If you listened to the cold open to Episode 68 of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, guest starring Matty Negs from Negs Best Thing and Al Pacino, you might have heard Julie in the background taping something in the recording studio.  In this Bonus Content clip, you can hear exactly what she was saying on her side of the glass.

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