A superhero versus a super spy In this gladiatorial matchup it comes down to one thing. One rule. A rule that Batman won’t break but one that Bond breaks five times before he finishes his morning martini. A license to kill separates Bond from Bruce…just barely.
SARAH CONNER (10) WINNER
INDIANA JONES (2)
There is no fate but what we make. Well, it seems Sarah Conner’s fate may be to win this tournament. She pulls a major upset of our favorite fedora wearing archeologist. Man, seems Indy can’t catch a break since Crystal Skull.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK (6)
JOHN McCLANE (3) WINNER
I wish Seth Green and the people over at Robot Chicken would do a bit where McClane sneaks aboard The Enterprise and takes out members of the crew one by one. You’d of course have Kirk as Hans, Spock as Karl, and Bones as Ellis. “Kirk, babe. Put the phaser down this is radio not television.”
HAN SOLO (5)
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW (13) WINNER
Jack’s victory over Han, a character he is basically based off of by the way, singularly personifies what Disney did to the Star Wars franchise. An out of the blue attack and take over. If you only knew the power of the mouse side.