DOUBLE BLAND All aboard! Keep all hands and feet inside the time machine at all times. This week we embark […]
Read moreSimply TV: Star Wars Rebels…And Inexplicably Star Wars: The Clone Wars
POSSIBILITIES I am one of the few people who stuck with Cartoon Network’s Clone Wars series. All the way from […]
Read moreSimply TV: Gotham (Pilot Episode)
BURN Gotham – Burn How can you go wrong with a show that takes in a universe in which Batman […]
Read moreSlaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine – Speed
RELENTLESS The year is 1994. Teenagers around the world mourned for the loss of Kurt Cobain. “Forest Gump”, “The Lion […]
Read moreSR Podcast (Ep. 30): September 2014 Die Hard: Movie Commentary
Christmas come early this year as the boys do a commentary for probably their favorite holiday film of all time. […]
Read moreTusk or How a Fat Man is Changing Hollywood for the Better
MOVEMENT Tusk – Movement Way back when we first started Simplistic Reviews, my first review was of “Zack and Miri […]
Read moreSlaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine – Point Break
EXISTENTIAL ADRENALINE Now that my love letter to John Carpenter has come to a close, I was unsure what film, […]
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SCARY Frank – Scary Don’t let the word above fool you; in no way is “Frank” scary, in that classical […]
Read moreThe Simplistic Reviews Podcast (Ep. 29) September 2014
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY The boys are back, and ready to slap you, your momma, and your whole family in […]
Read moreSlaughter Film Presents: Action Movie Time Machine – They Live
SUBVERSIVE ACTION MOVIE TIME MACHINE“They Live” Continuing the John Carpenter retrospective that I kicked off a few weeks ago, I’ve […]
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