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You want some NONSENSE…either watch for the first time, or revisit “Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers.” Telepathic links, mute nieces, costume contests, barn sex, metal nets, guys in cowboy boots, hats and wrist tattoos, this film’s got it all.

Oh, and the “Halloween” theme for “Revenge” might be just as bad as the disco/techno version from “Halloween 2.”

Scream at us!

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