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What can be said about “Halloween: Resurrection.” This is a horror film firmly trapped and a victim of it’s own era, and it honestly feels like the inmates are running the asylum while director Rick Rosenthal is tied up in a closet somewhere.

You would think that four years between “H20” and “Resurrection” something special could have been created, but instead we get the worst Michael Myers mask in the film’s history, Busta Rhymes doing kung-fu and delivering and epic SPEECH about who Michael Myers isn’t a headline or a news story, but instead a killer shark…yeah, that what we got this time around.

In the very least, “Resurrection” should give you a good laugh by how inane the dialogue is written and delivered by the cast, so I guess you can say this is by far the funniest edition in the series, which really says a lot…oh, but at least Katee Sackhoff is pretty rad.

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