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Let it be known that 2019’s “Pet Sematary” remake is a REMINDER that yes, sometimes dead is better…

No matter what I say people are going to continue to translate Stephen King’s work into films, but man, has there been any one source that has the up-and-down’s like King’s material.

After the remake of “It” hit big back in 2017, it was open season on getting back on King’s D and trying another remake; that one happened to be this year’s “Sematary.”

Sure, there are a couple of things that I like about this remake, but the acting is wooden and it almost feels like the filmmakers are trying to have their cake and eat it too. Is this flick high brown or low brow horror? How much can we change to make this story feel fresh, etc…

Sure, I don’t expect a new generation to check out the original from 1989, considering no one wants to watch an old movie, let’s just dive into a remake, but hopefully this is a lesson that not every film deserves that much coveted remake treatment.

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