Month: December 2019

December 6, 2019

Simplistic Humbug: Krampus (2015)

“Krampus” is a fun little holiday ditty that is sure to put you in the spirit.

The cast is fun, the family is pretty much the worst and you actually don’t mind when all hell starts breaking loose and bad things start happening.

But one thing I couldn’t shake was the ending, which hey, if you’re a fan of ‘St. ELSEWHERE’ you’re sure to get a kick out of.

Creature and most of the practical effects are creepy and effective and Michael Dougherty is officially 2/2 in book, at least when it comes to holiday horror.

December 1, 2019

A Simplistic Review: The Irishman

DeNiro, Pacino, Pesci….Action! No, I’m not playing Scorsese here and yelling “Action!” I’m talking about the best part of “The Irishman” and that would be Action Bronson.

Sure, the acting triumvirate of DPP is fantastic but when you consider it takes almost three hours to get to the best acting performance of 2019, it’s a surprise you’ll never see coming.

*If you’ve gotten this far into this very short review without throwing your desktop or laptop out of the window of your New York apartment or into a lake behind your Florida home…jk 🙂

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