February

February 12, 2017

(Ep. 83): SR Podcast – February 2017

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

It’s been a long time, we shouldn’t have left you, without a podcast to step to….step to, step to…you get it; it’s like that Aaliyah song.

We gave you a movie commentary to quench that junkie’s thirst for our imminent return, but nothing can prepare you for this month’s podcast that is sure to give you heart palpitations.

From the sultry tones of Al Pacino as he talks nipple clamps and spankings…to us wagering our souls, dignity and enthusiasm on 2017 films…and of course we have a game for you, because we love you so very much.

We return with “Hey Fuckhead,” where we tear apart those in Hollywood that really piss…us…off, here’s a hint; he’s a world leader who probably has a tiny wiener…take that as you may.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, the newest Simplistic Reviews podcast. Body harnesses and ball gags not included.

NOTES
World War Z

Jimmy Fallon & Alec Baldwin
Green Lantern Shortlist

MUSIC

February 19, 2014

Simply Donate: The Art of Elysium

To keep the love rolling as we approach the end of February, we want to prove that we aren’t always jerks and help give something back.  The Art of Elysium, a nonprofit organization dedicated to enriching the lives of artists and critically ill children is looking for donations.  What’s the best nation in the world?  Normally I’d say in out pockets, but for sake of argument…..DONATION!!

Considering we constantly talk about media, actors, and other types in the business, this is a great chance to help raise money for this great charity.

Click the link below to donate, or even if you don’t donate, spread the word by sending the link to your friends, families, lovers, talking robots, talking snakes, talking teddy bears, hell, even if they don’t talk but have access to a high-speed Internet connection you can let them in on this.

CLICK HERE TO DONATE.  The last day to donate, however, is February 26th 2014, so get those wallets out.  Just think of us as Jerry Lewis with a little bit of Sarah McLachlan, only sexier.

For more information about The Art of Elysium, check out their Facebook page HERE

The Art of Elysium, a nonprofit organization dedicated to enriching the lives of artists and critically ill children. – See more at: http://www.crowdrise.com/annakendrick/fundraiser/matthewstewart#sthash.8EyKIweg.dpuf
The Art of Elysium, a nonprofit organization dedicated to enriching the lives of artists and critically ill children. – See more at: http://www.crowdrise.com/annakendrick/fundraiser/matthewstewart#sthash.8EyKIweg.dpuf

The Art of Elysium, a nonprofit organization dedicated to enriching the lives of artists and critically ill children. – See more at: http://www.crowdrise.com/annakendrick/fundraiser/matthewstewart#sthash.8EyKIweg.dpuf
The Art of Elysium, a nonprofit organization dedicated to enriching the lives of artists and critically ill children. – See more at: http://www.crowdrise.com/annakendrick/fundraiser/matthewstewart#sthash.8EyKIweg.dpuf

The Art of Elysium, a nonprofit organization dedicated to enriching the lives of artists and critically ill children. – See more at: http://www.crowdrise.com/annakendrick/fundraiser/matthewstewart#sthash.8EyKIweg.dpuf
The Art of Elysium, a nonprofit organization dedicated to enriching the lives of artists and critically ill children. – See more at: http://www.crowdrise.com/annakendrick/fundraiser/matthewstewart#sthash.8EyKIweg.dpuf
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