Katie Backinsale

September 10, 2012

Underworld: Awakening

Underworld: Awakening: BORING

bor·ing
adj.
Uninteresting and tiresome; dull.

Sums it up!

Well…

Yep I finally got around to watching this damn film.

This was the 5th time I started the film and finished it…It will be the last time too.

First the story sucked.

Acting was stale.

Ending was soooo bad.

What a boring film. It was nothing but boring.

When it ended I said, “That’s it? That was the film?”

Not a good thing when someone says that toward a film.

Apparently since the movie went nowhere, there will be a sequel. Thanks guys for wasting my time that got nothing accomplished!

Funny thing: When the 3rd film came out everyone said it sucked because Kate Beckinsale wasn’t in it. Well she’s in this one and it’s clearly worse then the 3rd one!

Kate Beckinsale is the only reason to watch!

and if I can be honest for a sec…

It was the only reason I watched it!

August 27, 2012

Total Recall (2012)

Total Recall: Yuck


Well to sum things up the only reason to watch this is

Kate Beckinsale
…Only reason.

O man she is my weakness…O yeah and the other side.
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