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December 1, 2013

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: November Edition

As Turkey Day draws to a close, the boys recap the month of November with Anime and Asian Cinema aficionado Neal DaSouza.  They talk about black films, black Kermit The Frog, and Blacklist.  Not necessarily in that order.

The boys also introduce an old game with a new twist.  A game titled with the infamous anagram K.F.M. (Look it up on the interwebs kiddies).  Remakes, Wolves of Wall Street, and Roadhouse throat rips.  Gobble up all that and more, pilgrim, on the Thanksgiving edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.  Yes, that was a pretty bad use of word play.  So what?  Sue me.  Wait, don’t sue me.  I’m so incredibly poor.

Show Notes:

Kermit The Frog
K.F.M. Game
The Blacklist
Sleepy Hollow
The Wolf Of Wall Street


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February 8, 2013

London Calling: The Great Muppet Caper

The Great Muppet Caper – Whimsical

My first exposure to The Muppets wasn’t any of their movies, it was actually “Muppet Babies” which for me, still goes down as one of my favorite cartoons of all time, and the best cartoon of the 1980s.  There was nothing wrong with it; it had “Star Wars”, “Indiana Jones”, and pretty much any pop culture reference that you could think of at the time.  It was smarter than the kids that were watching it, and for my money, still holds up pretty well.  The Muppet movies didn’t really come around for me the first time around, in fact I remember watching most of them on VHS when my dad recorded them for me.  Think about it, “The Muppet Movie” was released in 1979, and to say the least I was the last thing my parents had on their mind at the time.  However, when I was old enough to know how to operate the VCR and go through the stacks of VHS recordings that we had in our house, it was that fateful day I popped in 1981’s “The Great Muppet Caper” starring all of your favorite Muppets; from Kermit the Frog to *John Cleese, yes, John Motherf*ckin’ Cleese is in this movie.

Like most Muppet fare the plot is going to include plenty of hijinks, celebrity cameos, and humor that goes well over the intended audiences heads, including one in “Caper” that refers to a guy cheating on his wife.  Jim Henson had some balls on him.  Any who, we open “Caper” with our three heroes, Kermit, Fozzie, and Gonzo in a hot air balloon talking about the opening credits.  Next thing they know their balloon is going down right in the middle of a crowded street which breaks out into our first musical number.  Further hijinks ensue that involve a case of mistaken identity, stolen diamonds, and a love triangle between a frog, pig, and Charles Grodin.  Good clean family fun.

What stands out, like most Muppets movies, are the songs.  The highlight is “Happiness Hotel” that has the sound of a blues, zydeco, and a big band mash-up that works perfectly and will be stuck in your head for days.  Some of the other songs get a little sappy, but there’s still a whimsical element to the music that can appeal to the young and old alike.

While the setting of the movie takes place in London, it could really take place anywhere.  This isn’t “The Muppets Take Manhattan” where the city is almost as big a star as The Muppets, but you still get a chuckle from some of the dry British humor we all know and love.

If you’ve only seen 2011’s “The Muppets” with Jason Segel and Amy Adams, which is fine in it’s own way, do yourself a favor and treat yourself to “The Great Muppet Caper” that has plenty of mad-cap antics and no cheap Disney tie-in’s.

*Disclaimer:  Of course I know John Cleese isn’t a Muppet, but he might be the king of silly walks.

Fun Fact:  Score one for the U.K.  “The Muppet Show” premiered first across the pond, September 5th, 1976.  It premiered 22 days later on the 27th in the U.S.

October 31, 2012

Impressive. Most Impressive


Disney is the illuminati.  I’m convinced.  But before I cower in fear at the thought of a rodent ruling the world, I will sit back in relish the mere possibilities Disney’s acquisition of Lucasfilms present.  Disney owns Pixar.  Fine.  Disney owns ABC & ESPN.  Fine.  Disney Owns The Muppets.  Um…okay.  Disney owns Marvel.  Whoa.  Disney owns Star Wars.  Hold up!  Disney owns Indiana Jones.  Wait…what?!?  Disney owns ILM.  Oh, come on!  Disney owns the naming rights to Android phones.  You’re sh*tting me.

So essentially you can wake up one morning, purchase tickets on your Mickey Mouse phone (Literally) for a Pixar film that has Captain America beating up Nazis with Indiana Jones and 67 years later joining  Iron Man and the Avengers as the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier is sucked into a wormhole that leads to an encounter with a green, big eared Jedi master in the Dagobah System, then come home and watch SportsCenter hosted by Stuart Scott and Kermit The F*cking Frog!  I think my film brain just orgasmed.  That is the world we are living in now.  And its a great world….That is until Disney begins plans for construction of a fully functioning and operational Death Star in Orlando.  Close your eyes…think about it…then try…just f*cking tell me I’m wrong.

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