New Year

December 31, 2016

(Ep. 81): Year End Wrap Up Mini Show – December 2016

This is it guys and girls, the end of an era! The piece of shit known as 2016 is dead. 2016 was nothing but a douche to us all. Think about it, all horrible and horrific stuff. Don’t believe me? Fine. Let me ask you, name one thing that was good about 2016?
Still waiting…
Anything?
Yeah we feel you. So to end the year and ring in a new one we have a Mini End of the Year Wrap Up Show! A podcast that wraps up the shitty year of movies into a bite size appetizer to welcome in 2017!
Thank you everyone who has listened this year. We appreciate your support and we have a lot planned for 2017.

“I know it was you, 2016. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.”

January 8, 2015

Unboxing/Review: Rotten Rentals > VHS Packs & Horror Collectibles

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Ready to try something a little different?

Here we go!

We start our journey with an unknown package from my Simplistic Reviews Brother Matthew…

December 25, 2014

The Simplistic Reviews 2014 Year End Wrap Up Show (Ep. 35)

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY


You thought you might have heard the last of us this year…….uh, uh, uh.  The Best…The Worst…The Most Anticipated…And More!  The boys at Simplistic Reviews close off 2014 with a conversation about the best and worst films of the year. They also take a look into the future and geek out about their most anticipated films of 2015. Justin begs for movies in the future to make him laugh, Matt admits to having a thing for maniacs, DJ’s blood pressure spikes when talking about his most hated film, Julie makes an insensitive joke about North Korea, which more than likely prompts the site’s eventual hacking.  Download and listen…while you can.

NOTES
Sigmund Freud Joke Explanation

We Gotta Get Outta This Place by The Animals…OUR NEW 2015 CLOSING THEME SONG!
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December 31, 2013

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: The 2013 End of the Year Blowout Spectacular Jimmy – Jam

In the blink of an eye, 2013 is over and we look towards 2014 here on The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.  In this special edition of The Podcast, DJ, Justin, Matt, and Neal give their two-cents on the best and worst of the year in film and TV, and I’m sure a lot more.

Will “Grown Ups 2” stand alone as a worse mistake than Greedo shooting first, or will “White House Down” prove that Barack Obama is funnier than Jamie Foxx?

All of this and so much more on The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.  Happy New Year and see all you clowns in 2014.

Show Notes:
Best Films of 2013
Worst Films of 2013
Best TV of 2013

Music Notes:
“Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is” By Chicago
“Your The Best” By Joe Esposito
“Background Music” By Seeburg
“Auld Lang Syne” By Kenny G

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY.
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