underworld awakening

October 1, 2012

MONTH IN REVIEW

FAV of the month
The Master 

Review

SoSo of the month
Cosmopolis
Review

HATE of the month
Underworld:Awakening

Review

TV SHOW of the month
The Wire
Review

September 10, 2012

Underworld: Awakening

Underworld: Awakening: BORING

bor·ing
adj.
Uninteresting and tiresome; dull.

Sums it up!

Well…

Yep I finally got around to watching this damn film.

This was the 5th time I started the film and finished it…It will be the last time too.

First the story sucked.

Acting was stale.

Ending was soooo bad.

What a boring film. It was nothing but boring.

When it ended I said, “That’s it? That was the film?”

Not a good thing when someone says that toward a film.

Apparently since the movie went nowhere, there will be a sequel. Thanks guys for wasting my time that got nothing accomplished!

Funny thing: When the 3rd film came out everyone said it sucked because Kate Beckinsale wasn’t in it. Well she’s in this one and it’s clearly worse then the 3rd one!

Kate Beckinsale is the only reason to watch!

and if I can be honest for a sec…

It was the only reason I watched it!

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