I’m always down for a zombie gore-fest. Sure it’s a genre that’s been done to death, and ‘The Walking Dead’ […]
Read moreFantasia Fest 2020: ‘The Mortuary Collection’ Has a Story to Tell
The horror sub-genre of anthologies has always been one of my favorite things. Normally, it’s full of actors looking to […]
Read moreMe, Myself & Irene
Meet Charlie Baileygates, a 17-year veteran of the Rhode Island police force. Charlie is mild-mannered, hard-working, always helpful, and a devoted and loving father to three sons. Unfortunately, Charlie has Split Personality Disorder, and when he runs out of his medication …
Read moreSimplistic Reviews is ‘AT’ Fantasia Fest: A 2020 Preview
I guess we have a busy August ahead over on Simplistic Reviews as we’ll be covering the 2020 Fantasia Film […]
Read moreBeethoven
When the family of George Newton (Charles Grodin) decides to adopt a cute St. Bernard puppy, the patriarch soon feels displaced by the dog. Before long, the adorable canine, dubbed Beethoven, has grown considerably, leading to household mishaps. While George’s wife and kids dote on Beethoven, it takes time for him to see the pooch’s finer qualities. However, Beethoven’s life with the Newton family is jeopardized when a scheming vet (Dean Jones) tries to nab the dog for a deadly experiment.
Read moreA Simplistic Review: The Beach House (2020)
I remember back in the day reading ‘Beach House’ but it was one of those early-90s pre-teen horror novels by […]
Read moreA Simplistic Review: Horror Noire
To be black is to live in a horror film. It’s shocking to me that it took so long for […]
Read moreA Simplistic Review: Justice League Dark: Apokolips War
Look. I rarely write reviews anymore. I typically save my written praise or vitriol for something that truly affects me. […]
Read moreA Simplistic Review: Climax
I love the fact that people hate ‘Climax.’ It almost whips them into a frenzy of how much they hate […]
Read moreA Simplistic Review: The Lost Arcade
I grew up in arcades. They were my second home to be honest. But a lot has changed in the […]
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